"Swindling begets only swindling, just as selfishness begets banana heads."

"Well Ill be stripped &dipped in batter. Big guns. Whooooah!"

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"Well Ill be plucked & breaded."

"Can we go to the land of bacon men and have the marrow sucked from our bones?"
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"You should write your name on your underwear DD. See, Im Hand Wash Only."

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"You are not alone, my friend. I dream of pipes too."

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"There, there, little man, theres plenty to be ashamed of."

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"Like a sponge, thirsty I am."

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"My place is a cats tuxedo."

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"Practice I must, or Sarah my head will bust!"

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"Lot's of hurt, hold the onions!"

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"Nothin says lovin like something from the tool shed."

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"I say the cheese is always twice the fencepost."

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"Yabba dabba cracker!"

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"Service is my middle toe!"

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"Im too hot to put in a pot."

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"My parents took away the stairs because I am grounded."

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"Monster for Ed; good will I be!"

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"I am Bed Buddy; sleep on me!"

"My fantasy come true I am buttered toast!"

"That just goes to show you, if somebody goes through all the trouble to write something on a plaque, youd better take it seriously, especially if it rhymes."

"Watch where yo goin, yo foo!"

"Rolphs thirst is only comparable to the dryness of Papas chafed elbows."

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"May the fleas from your cows infest your rhubarb!"

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"A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."

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"Rolf was the son of a shepherd; now Rolph is the posterior of a duck."

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"Do not taunt the doodle."(referring to a chicken)

"Its all fun & games till someone gets a sliver"

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"Its all fun & games till someone gets suspended from a wall."

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"Its all fun & games till someone spills the mayonnaise."

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"Do you hear that? Could it be? Its the Sticky Notes of Apocalypse!"

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"This should prove monotonous."

"Things get messy when you mess with Jesse."

"If I let go we're all goners, but if you let go at least I survive."

"If it wasnt for muck, youd be out'a luck."

"Hi! I like shorts. Theyre comfy and easy to wear."

"By the power of all things big and purple, it must end now."

"Food can be your friend

And food can be your foe

But if you eat too much of it

To heaven you will go."

"When life gives you lemons, you blow those lemons to bits with your laser canons."

"Breakfast is no longer being served. Its time to get brunched in the face."

"I Konami Man. I am heal your energy."

"Your energy is heal."

(Dib) "Youre just jealous"

(Zim) "Jelly has nothing to do with it!"

"What's it like when
you die?"

"It really hurts :)"

"As Winston Churchill would have put it, there is some #### up with which I will not put."

" Why, if I had a nickel for every dime I have, Id still be rolling in cash!"

"Black Mage is always helping people the problem is, they almost never understand his unique brand of help so they usually end up yelling or screaming or burning."

" Because everything tastes like chicken in the end, and chicken tastes good."

"Do you like make pretty dresses?"

"Lesson 3: If you see a stranger, follow him."

"A homunculus of artificial ribosomes"

"I aint goin through any door I dont know whats on the other side!"

"I will not read your book of meanness and swirls"

"Och, breath of air your grandmother!"

"They put the wind up my old Dad proper, I tell ee."

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"That belt is a fashion accessory of evil, and evil is never in fashion."

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"Ok, Im taking off the kid gloves and putting on the very man gloves."

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"Absolute power is a sticky wicket; and, Arthur, chum, you were the stickiest."

"But the doom of gibberish frustrated all their efforts."

"Those of you who still have your lives, take them with you and depart. But leave your severed limbs. They belong to me!"

"The only thing stronger than anything is me."

"Drugs are bad; because, if you do drugs, youre a hippie; and hippies suck."

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"Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. Yummy."

Cartman from South Park

"Anyone can become a rockstar, Billy, all you need is long hair, makeup, and tight pants; and we have all that right here in your moms closet."

"There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary, and those who dont."

"A jester unemployed is nobodys fool."

"Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community."

(This is supposed to be a mother insult)

"Kids under six, dont drink and drive. And drugs, stay out of school"

"Well, thats great, cause misery goes along great with pie."

"I am not a freaky fish guy!"

(Bender)"Will we have donkeys?"

(Calculon)"All you can eat."

"Its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"

(Mongol) Conan, what is best in life?!

(Conan) To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster."

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"I would believe only in a god who could dance."

"Ive done handcuff lightning!"

"This is so good it has to be fattening."

"YOUR HEAD A SPLODE"

"Laughing man infract Minuteness engine. Now he appear again."

"After checked, all victims skin was denuded when they was alive. And it caused they died with losing blood."

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"Cool! The fun level is rising rapidly."

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"This is control machine."

"So fast its like watching a fast-forwarded shadow puppet show."

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"If that is god in analog, then its zero in digital."

"Two whirlwinds doesnt mean I hate you it only means I have respect"

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"Sorry guys but at a punch party like that a girl cant help to dance"

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"Oh, it doesnt help that Im a blabbermouth and hes a telepath."

"Youre better than normal; youre abnormal."

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"Ive never seen a supernova blow up, but if its anything like my Chevy nova, itll light up the night sky."

"Make sure you look both ways before you cross me."

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"Buy me a ticket to pukesville."

"It sure sounds like a fun funeral."

"You are suck!"

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"Some people play tennis; I erode the human soul."

"Happy foo is ask your mom."

"I love your eyebrows!"

"Bursting out of your chests and into your hearts, its Adam Sessler and Morgan Web"

"A little dead never hurt nobody!"

"My world is a world of secrets, and I can only say specific things to specific people, it's like walking on eggshells, you'd do anything just to put steal tipped boots on and crush the Hell out of them."

Embrangle: perplex someone

Defenestrate: to throw somebody or something out of a window

Borborygmus: stomach rumble

What I want to fix your attention on is the vast overall movement towards the discrediting, and finally the elimination, of every kind of human excellence -- moral, cultural, social or intellectual. And is it not pretty to notice how 'democracy' (in the incantatory sense) is now doing for us the work that was once done by the most ancient dictatorships, and by the same methods? The basic proposal of the new education is to be that dunces and idlers must not be made to feel inferior to intelligent and industrious pupils. That would be 'undemocratic.' Children who are fit to proceed may be artificially kept back, because the others would get a trauma by being left behind. The bright pupil thus remains democratically fettered to his own age group throughout his school career, and a boy who would be capable of tackling Aeschylus or Dante sits listening to his coeval's attempts to spell out A CAT SAT ON A MAT. We may reasonably hope for the virtual abolition of education when 'I'm as good as you' has fully had its way. All incentives to learn and all penalties for not learning will vanish. The few who might want to learn will be prevented; who are they to overtop their fellows? And anyway, the teachers -- or should I say nurses? -- will be far too busy reassuring the dunces and patting them on the back to waste any time on real teaching. We shall no longer have to plan and toil to spread imperturbable conceit and incurable ignorance among men.